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Saturday, January 10, 2009

Background: 
My brother has to move out of his house by today because the landlords are selling the property, or at least, that's what the word from them is meant to be - sounds a little strange to me, but oh well - who am I to judge? (editors note: i realise i judge everyone to the extreme- but I'm big on my irony). He hasn't seemed to fussed about getting any help or even looking for a new place to live. Easy and carefree has been his attitude (or more closely resembling stoned, whichever the case may actually be). 

The result: 
My parents returned yesterday from shopping to find that, unbeknownst to them in their absence, my brother had broken into their place and moved all of his belongings into their house and under their carport. 

Can you call the police and tell them that someone broke into your house and instead of stealing actually gave you things you don't want or need? 

An Aside: I now need to track down MY washing machine to make sure he hasn't left it there in his old place. It's one of those whiz-bang fandangled LG smart washing machines that beeps and the like and has a countdown timer that runs on LG minutes. What are LG minutes I hear you ask? (rhetorical questions are wasted on a blog no one actually cares to read - but hey - I'll persist none the less). An LG hour is anywhere from 45 minutes to 1 hr 30 minutes - depending on how the washing machine feels at the time- it's brilliant for messing with peoples minds and causing general paranoia as to when an LG hour is actually going to end; like watching a good thriller. 

The moral:
There's always a plan B - it just doesn't always appear obvious to everyone. 

Posted by: Adam / 5:52 pm
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