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Saturday, May 24, 2008

The reason native fauna is becoming extinct is more than likely due to the following:

Step 1: Car drives forwards - possum is hit by the two (2) left wheels;
Step 2: Car reverses - possum is hit by the two (2) left wheels;
Step 3: Car drives forwards, again to correct the position a little - possum is hit by the two (2) left wheels;
Step 4: Car reverses - possum is hit by the two (2) left wheels; and
Step 5: Car stops - driver gets out to see what it was he was running over and realizes it's a flat possum.

The damn possum let itself get run over eight-times at less than 5km/hr! At least I blame the possum, and I'm sticking to it....
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