My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

Random stuff Adam would accept for Christmas:

1. Volvo C30 T5 or D5...I'd even accept the LE;
2. A white European cut or slim-fit long sleeved shirt, size 42;
3. A light checked European cut or slim-fit long sleeved shirt, size 42 and preferably some type of material that does not require ironing like a table cloth type of material whatever the hell that is called - something casual and summery;
4. A black or dark blue European cut or slim-fit long sleeved shirt, size 42;
5. American Crew light-hold gel or cream;
6. Kenji Urban trousers, size 34 (i think) - these are the most comfortable pants ever!;
7. Bottle of Cab-Sav;
8. Marcs' plain t-shirt, L;
9. Eddie Vedder's solo album;
10. Grinderman's album;
11. Punch Australia boxing gloves and focus pads - and maybe even a t-shirt so I can pretend I'm a hardcore motherfucker!;
12. One of those tiny laptop's that have like a 12 or 13inch shiny LCD screen - mac or PC;
13. Weight dip/chin-up belt; and
14. About 10 pairs of dark navy/black/dark grey socks.