My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

I thought i was getting old when I would look at girls who i thought were hot then I would realise they were married on one side of the spectrum and on the other side of the spectrum it was girls who were like 18 or 19 and seemed a bit young, but at least I could relate to them.

Then I realised I was looking at girls who had children which was even worse on one side of the spectrum, on the other side of the spectrum I was looking at girls who were like 19 or 20; they seemed ok, but you could work with them.

NOW I'm at the stage where I'm feeling so old that I'd have to put the 19 or 20 year old girls' through a 3-month intensive training session in: "English - your native language; learn to speak it so others can understand you" before a follow up course in: "Fashion 101: how to not look like a 1980's crack whore and still fit in with the latest trends so that in ten years time you won't cringe at all the photos of you".

Who in the hell decided it was cool to revive 80's fashion without even attempting to re-work it at all? Normally when you bring back a vintage look you add a modern spin on it!

I hate the laziness of GEN-Y - someone slap the apathy out of them!