My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

Chill out Sessions or Cafe Del Mar compilations and the like with all of this Beach House or Beach ambiance or beach trance or whatever fucked up sub-genre you want to call it; don't get me wrong, i don't mind it from time-to-time, my only beef with it is why in the hell does it always pretend to be laid back and calming?

My flat mate routinely listens to it while driving like a maniac! He can be listening to "the Cool Sounds of Summer" while road raging some poor girl on her P's, horn honking, tail-gating, and yelling through the window because she is: "going too slow!" by doing the speed limit I might add.

This poor girl then proceeded to start driving slightly erratically, as you would with a fucking lunatic driving behind you, which then only aggravated him more! She then began to drive more erratically again!

It was a vicious circle! I don't know whether to blame "the cool sounds of summer" invoke the redneck racist fuck card and put it down to another "Asian driver" or just say he's caught sydneyitis!

BUT fuck me! next time I end up in a car being told how dodgy the driver in front of me is when quite clearly they are being bullied to their wits-end - I'm puting on the motherfucking handbrake and telling it like it really is: "You Sir are a fucking road menace!".

Sorry...it was a frustrating journey - 20 minutes to the shopping centre should not end up with so many lives being put at risk, damn those "cool sounds of summer" have me on edge as well.