My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

There's this great place down at Lane Cove in the arcade that, on first glance, appears to just be some standard dodgy gelato bar come cafe at the right times of day.

How wrong first impressions can be: they make all of their own gelato; they have organic freshly ground coffee; they use free range fresh eggs; they make their own bread; they have fresh ingredients for almost everything...except the button mushrooms they use.

I'm not sure about button mushrooms - in general, they always seem like they are from a can. No matter where people claim they are from. Maybe they are actually always from a can - this is one of the conundrums I will most likely never work out in my entire life unless I infiltrate the underground button mushroom trade and sort them out from the inside.