My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

I'm sure you've all heard the story of the drunken person who got ignored and left to fend for themselves only for everyone to find out later that they were actually a diabetic in an almost comatosed state.

There are either a lot of diabetics in Brisbane - or a hell of a lot of drunks. Even the church was kicking them out tonight as i walked by.

I discovered while out in a drunken stupor last night that the "short cut" i was taking to the mall is actually the long way around. They have this pedestrian based walkway which leads right to the city via parklands and avoids all but two road crossings. I do my best exploring when drunk.

Australia is currently playing USA in basketball. The entire commentary consists of: "The USA has been beaten before - so why not Australia? and why not now?" Personally, with a negative attitude like that - I can tell them why the fuck not quick snap if they asked me. Fortunately they didn't.

Iced lime green tea tastes really good when made correctly - it almost drowns the Brisbane pool water that comes out of my taps. Which, in hindsight, is far better than the shite they try to pass off as drinkable water at the parklands cafe.

While on the elevator tonight and trying to not be one of those loud-mouthed wankers who has really loud conversations in public, I accidentally ended up having an almost muted conversation with some random stranger who was responding to what I was saying over the phone. The people in Brisbane seem really nice - even if I'm not actually talking to them.

I need somewhere to park my car in Brisbane. I am willing to pay. Please rent me your car space. PLEASE!