My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

Waspwars: the Wasps Strike Back

Day two of the wasp wars and our hero, Adam the Great, was gloating of his victorious battle. The wasps, not to be outdone, had merely been regrouping. Biding their time. Getting ready for the offensive. As Adam the Great slowly drove the car to the garage, near the wasps base-camp, they attacked. Running around screaming like a girl while getting bitten by at least three possibly four wasps, our hero, Adam the Great, while running away in fear managed to grab fly spray and run back chasing the wasps into the distance.

Learning from his previous battles, our hero, Adam the Great, has been preparing with long lasting surface spray and a baseball bat ready in anticipation for the return of the wasps. For even though they have been banished to the furthest edge of the univerise - they will return - and when they return - Adam the Great will be victorious in battle again.