My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

Hilton has responded to Shuter's claims by calling him "an f--king liar" and downplayed the credibility of her email, stating that "whatever I write in email, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write."

During her deposition, currently available for viewing on TMZ.com, Hilton also demonstrated a remarkable deficit in her working knowledge of both geography and Greek culture.

When questioned on the last name of a companion identified as Terry, who was with her on the night of the reported run-in with Graff, Hilton replied, "It is like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas."

The party-loving socialite explained that she couldn't be bothered to remember the names of everyone in her crowd.

"I meet so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names," Hilton said.

Later, Graff's lawyer, Paul Berra, asked her if she was aware that the false item had made its way into "U.K. publications."

"No," Hilton replied. "There is stuff in London."

Her lawyer, Larry Stein, jumped in to explain, "London is a U.K. publication."

"Right. U.K. Whatever," Hilton answered, per the deposition.

Hilton attributed her confusion about where the article might have been republished to the fact that she spent the summer in Europe, where she was faced with a language barrier.

"I was in Europe the whole summer, and all there is is like French," she explained. "I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America."

Though Hilton has backed down from her original version of her encounter with Graff, she claimed that she did exchange words with her rival on the night in question.

"I just said to her...she is old and should stay at home with her child instead of being at nightclubs with young people," Hilton said. "And just that--I just--what else did I say? Just that she is not cute at all."

She also claimed that Graff had threatened Latsis, claiming that she was going to "send Mexican people to come and beat the s--t out of him," and that she was intimidated by Graff after Latsis warned her that the diamond heiress might "do voodoo" on her.

"And I kind of do believe in that stuff a little bit, so I was a little bit scared about that," Hilton said. (Plus, voodoo is so not hot.)