My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

Apparently they're trying to convince google to give the government access to the google search records. It is an attempt at trying to uncover dodgy people of some description. As soon as they said that i figured I'd go through my own search history to see what exactly they would uncover about me and whether or not it actually amounted to anything about my character:

1. ACEA - "Association of Consulting Engineers Australia " - Engineer in Australia - worthwhile, may signal that I could be a terrorist or at least know something useful that could be used in terrorism circles; terrorism score - medium to high risk.

2. "DRAINS" - drainage program - again signifies I'm an engineer and am looking up street drainage systems; terrorism score - low risk.

3. "The Periodization System" - I like to keep fit and periodise my workouts to ensure there is no overloading of my CNS. Unless I'm using this method in a terrorism training camp this would not be of any use to the government at all; terrorism score - low risk.

4. "acid sulphate soils" "management" - I am investigating environmental management. Unless I'm trying to extract acid from soils below 10 metres AHD then there's no terrorism risk here at all; terrorism score - low risk.

5. "andes" "hike" - I am planning on going on a hike through the andes. Unless it's a fact finding mission for a planned terror attack on the andes. No issues here; terrorism score - low risk.



6. "carpal tunnel syndrome" - I have a few minor issues. Nothing major; terrorism score - low risk.

7. "Scarlett Johansson" - see below baby!. Terrorism score - medium to high - those breasts could start a war - they're locked and loaded.

8. "beer" "critter" - there's this new beer that someone told me about. At least it shows i'm not muslim puting me a lower risk category for terrorism suspect, despite the fact that most terrorism is Irish in origin anyway; terrorism score - low risk

9. "symphony of the planets" - I like classical music. This could make me a NAZI, but most likely not; terrorism score - low risk.

10. "poland "syndrome" - I have no idea why I was looking into this; terrorism score - low risk.

11. "disclosure" "media" - I am a big fan of media disclosure. Something the media isn't; terrorism score - low risk.

12. "hero" "verve pipe" - I like the song. It is dark, somber, depressing, and realistic; terrorism score - low risk.



13. "net" "shorthand" - my parents need a few pointers. It was irking me to wait 5 minutes while my mother typed "you"; terrorism score - low to medium risk (I could be trying to decipher a coded message afterall)

14. "duty of care" site:.au - I was trying to decipher the duty of care owed in contract law; terrorism score - low to medium risk (after all, reading up on laws is a bit suss - isn't it?)

15. "avy scott" - ok so I like my women with a bit of meat on them and with natural breasts; terrorism score - low risk.









16. "email programs" "google" - trying to work out what email programs work best with google search and with gnmail. Searching for google on google - the irony; terrorism score - low to medium risk (terrorists communicate by email afterall)

17. "armed forces" site:.au - trying to look into the army reserve. They pay for training courses for engineers which I need to do 150 hours of every three years to stay up to date with my qualifications; terrorism score - medium to high risk.



18. "davidoff" "cool water" - ok so I like to smell nice; terrorism score - low risk; gay score - medium risk.



19. "iced tea" "expiry date" - trying to work out how long homemade iced tea lasts. Still have no idea; terrorism score - low risk; gay score - medium risk.

20. "death to the heathen infidel Americans - praise to Allah in his glory" - ok so i made this one up; terrorism score - the CIA just kicked in my door and i'm currently typing this last sentence with my tongue - it is the only part of me that can still move because i'm tied to my chair and being beaten senseless by a large man.

The conclusion to all of this? I'm a heterosexual male engineer with metrosexual hypochondriac tendencies who is too lazy to bookmark frequently visited pages and would rather do a search instead. Terrorism suspect? I have no clue.