My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

Ms Leslie's father:

"She's beautiful on the outside, which is obvious to all of you, but from our point of view, she's also a very beautiful soul on the inside.

"...I find it absolutely staggering how un-Australian everybody has been to Michelle, to kick a person when she's down."

I don't care what he says - she looked like an ironing board on drugs crossed with a drowned rat when they hauled her arse into the slammer the first night. No one takes amphetamines while raving to treat an attention disorder. How many mysterious "friends" can she claim owned the drugs and expect to get away with it? And Mr Leslie - the government owes you and your daughter nothing but governance. Just as it owes me nothing - it owes you nothing.