My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

I am doing two (2) jobs at the moment. The new job I have been in for a month is really crazy-busy. The biggest problem is that the previous person in my position had no systematic way of doing anything. He was looking after all of the bridges in the area - but he had no bridge list! The operations guys have four (4) different lists...the design guys had two (2) different lists...why in the fuck is there not one (1) list??? How in the hell can anyone manage the bridges when they don't know how many there are or what they're called or where they damn well are?

Not only is there no bridge list - but there's no base catchment files or anything! Each time he had to do a drainage calculation he would start from scratch to do it...so instead of the job taking two (2) hours it would take two (2) weeks...why? I don't understand it! I do not understand how the hell someone can sit there for five (5) years and not even have a system to do the simple things.

Ugh! I want to hit something!