My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

j rizz
since starting my new bulking diet.. i have been noticing that my shit has become very hard.. is this due to the protein or that im eating clean food and my body is shitting out pure waste.. or is this not normal??
anyone else with this??

thatguy
Drink more water. I had the same reaction and more water fixed the problem.

PreMier
Eat more fiber also..

JLB001
are they floaters or sinkers? Floaters are good. Sinkers are the bad stuff going bye bye

cfs3
"Bad Stuff"?

Witmaster
are they floaters or sinkers? Floaters are good. Sinkers are the bad stuff going bye bye
OK, you just threw me....

Does this mean that "floaters" are good stuff being passed through OR is it Good to have Floaters? :confused:

Sinkers, you stated, are "bad stuff going bye bye" so I conclude the obvious that bad stuff going bye bye is good. I'm no fecal expert so.... enlighten me please :hmmm:

JLB001
Ok...when you eat junk food you get sinkers, when you eat clean you have floaters.

Paynne
It's amazing how much one can learn on a forum. :p

j rizz
lol

guitar_man04
Thats odd. I agree with paynne. Never heard it but I am willing to buy it.

thatguy
I second that. :thumb:

PreMier
Its because of the fiber.. The more fiber you get, the better, and it will lower the density, making it 'float'.

Curlingcadys
were certainly not here to leave ANYTHING in the dark are we?!:laugh:

oddly enough I learned somthing..:thumb:

Cold Iron
You know you're hardcore when you check out your shit to see if it floats..

Metalman777
Greens, greens,greens + lots of water +fiber... and you'll be all set..

jaim91
I heard that there was a certain way to rub your stomach in order to stimulate yoru bowels. Is this an urban legend??

crazy_enough
I heard that there was a certain way to rub your stomach in order to stimulate yoru bowels. Is this an urban legend??
Its prolly true...If you can stimulate or accelerate the birth of a child thru belly massages during labor, I bet you can do the same with...well, bowels....While I hate to compare children to doodoo.....:rolleyes:

Pylon
While I hate to compare children to doodoo.....:rolleyes:
You've clearly never met the kids running around in my neighborhood...

crazy_enough
You've clearly never met the kids running around in my neighborhood...
LOLOLOL:laugh:

mikeruurds
I'd better ask for a little "extra attention" the next time I go for a Swedish full body massage! :thumb:

bracewater
add a cucumber to your diet everyday.


like clockwork:thumb:

BigDyl
What if it does the backstroke while saying "Hidey Ho! Is that good or bad?

thatguy
Definitely good. That means you have "happy poop."

Witmaster
What if it does the backstroke while saying "Hidey Ho! Is that good or bad?
Well, it probably means you ate the wrong kind of mushrooms in your salad that day. Whether it is good or bad is entirely up to you :grin:

j rizz
AHAHAHAAHA!!!!
i knew my the shrooms on my salad were tasting a little bit like styrofoam

DemolitionNine
ROFL ... this's too damned funny....

j rizz
well.. what if ur turds are to long and half of it sinks and the other half comes out of the water onto the bowl...??? then what?
should i cut it in half into 2 perfectly simetrical turds of equal diameter and weight them using the method of water displacement???

crazy_enough
well.. what if ur turds are to long and half of it sinks and the other half comes out of the water onto the bowl...??? then what?
should i cut it in half into 2 perfectly simetrical turds of equal diameter and weight them using the method of water displacement???
Oh Gosh....I don't think that you should even be considering any "turd" manipulation !!!!:barf:

I was told that a healthy person should technicaly dump about 12 inches worth of solid humm.....waste, twice a day. 12 inches!!!!!! Thats soundz like a whole lotta doodoo...

largepkg
well.. what if ur turds are to long and half of it sinks and the other half comes out of the water onto the bowl...??? then what?
should i cut it in half into 2 perfectly simetrical turds of equal diameter and weight them using the method of water displacement???


Where is Dale when you need him? He would be the expert of fecal weight.

Witmaster
well.. what if ur turds are to long and half of it sinks and the other half comes out of the water onto the bowl...??? then what?
should i cut it in half into 2 perfectly simetrical turds of equal diameter and weight them using the method of water displacement???I'm thinking you need a hobbie :rolleyes:

min0 lee
Ok...when you eat junk food you get sinkers, when you eat clean you have floaters.


She really knows her shit.

JLB001
She really knows her shit.
Mino....do you see???? I see. :thumb:

JLB001
She really knows her shit.
Mino....do you see???? I see. :thumb:

JLB001
She really knows her shit.
Mino....do you see???? I see. :thumb:

min0 lee
Mino....do you see???? I see. :thumb:
http://img65.exs.cx/img65/9903/yes6hk.gif

min0 lee
Mino....do you see???? I see. :thumb:
http://img21.exs.cx/img21/3415/nod3ik.gif

min0 lee
Mino....do you see???? I see. :thumb:
http://img65.exs.cx/img65/5298/yes17jg.gif
Dale Mabry
To take a line from Johnny Cash and Nine Inch Nails...

I hurt myself today. :D

scooterbilly
this is my first time on this forum--I'm scared sh1tless

crazy_enough
this is my first time on this forum--I'm scared sh1tless
Welcome! This place is the shit!:rocker:

BoneCrusher
Whats bad is when your turds are all hard and have no taper at the end ...

onamission
Yeah ^^that aint no shit..

Exordus
Since I've started my bulking diet, mine have turned the color of all the damn veggies I'm eating....and they don't float! I was never a veggie eater. Maybe the color is normal.

BigDyl
Since I've started my bulking diet, mine have turned the color of all the damn veggies I'm eating....and they don't float! I was never a veggie eater. Maybe the color is normal.


I'm sorry to say... you have the hanta virus.

j rizz
hanta virus??!! i heard thats ome of the shittiest virus's to have.. i shit you not.

Exordus
I'm sorry to say... you have the hanta virus.Jesus Christ you scared the hell outta me there for a minute. I looked up the virus and the first thing I saw was a freakin mouse on the website! I have a boa that I feed mice to all the time!!

Good thing there isn't anything in the symptoms that applies to green shit.