My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

I'm so exhausted at the moment. Still getting over the weekend of driving. I should be out with everyone watching the state of origin - but alas here I am shivering, typing here, and listening to it in the background.

It, the state of origin, is going according to script - NSW is winning and will win or otherwise there is no ticket sales for the 3rd and deciding game and we all know Qld won't want that. Qld is losing 26-16 but they're on the come back trail - or so the over excited commentator claims. 30-16 to NSW - if Qld keeps on this come back trail they'll be losing by 100-16 by full time.

They're trying to talk me into doing some personal training sessions at the gym - this worries me a bit. I'm making reasonable gains from my current program - but they're wanting to "push me that bit further". For some reason no matter how good your gains are they try and stress that you can push it further if they yell at you while you train. The idea is for me to do two (2) total body workouts per week and omit my current program. This is meant to continue for eight (8) weeks and supposedly I will have gains that are "beyond my wildest dreams". The only thing I don't understand is that if they're pushing me to failure with a total body work out twice a week - how in the hell am I meant to make any gains what so ever? There'd be no recovery time and you'd be constantly depleted of all energy.