My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

For some reason or another the other office manager has set up an automated account to respond to all emails not in his address book - it must've seemed like a good idea at the time, however, he's replied to every email that has ever been sent to him, including, ones that were years old that he still has on his system - 63 of which just happened to be mine :|

If you have tried sending an email to (insert other office managers email address in here) and have received this message instead, please read the following, and try again:

This is a strategy to eliminate unsolicited "“SPAM"” email. This message has been generated because your email address does not currently appear in my address book of known contacts.

Please resend your message, and include the password in the Subject Line.

To protect the password from being detected by scanning software and used by spammers, I cannot spell out the password, but it is very simple:

My name is (insert other office managers name), and the password is the first, third and fifth letters of my name, in that order.

If this fails, please call me on (insert office phone number) and I'll happily add your name and address to my contacts list.

Thanks for you patience.

Now if only we can eliminate his poorly punctuated spam. I am tempted to set up an email loop - but dare I?