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Thursday, May 26, 2005

Stump update:

My father went to such lengths to find timber to burn for his stump that he took cupboard doors off the wall and burnt them. My mother turns up at home and the conversation went like this:

"PETER! Where are the cupboard doors?"

"I burnt them! I've got to keep the fire going so the stump catches alight!"

"But why would you burn the cupboard doors? They were cupboard DOORS! CUPBOARD DOORS!! and you and your stupid stump - the thing still hasn't even set alight!!! You've burnt all the timber you have and the damn stump is still sitting there!"

-- The stump is obviously mocking him by it's very existence.
Posted by: Adam / 9:47 pm
Comments:
The Timber Trade Federation is the official voice of the UK timber trade. It represents timber importers, agents, distributors and other suppliers and users of wood and wood products
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:57 am
 
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