My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

starkist infidelic:
erm
getting certified as a master professional dog groomer ...

ÅÐÅM___:
wtf? r u drunk?

starkist infidelic:
no
haha
I know
ya
weird
there's a lot of money to be made in it and I can put myself through
real school with it
the army's paying for it ....

ÅÐÅM___:
the army? what good is a pro-dog brusher for the army? bizarre...so they will pay for u to do anything and u chose brushing dogs?
michelle...michelle...michelle...again...r u drunk?

starkist infidelic:
well
the way I saw it is that it brings in a lot of money
so like
I need to work while I go to
school so I can pay the bills
they'll still help me with reg school too
but this way, I'll have a
cert so that I can do something I can wake up & feel good about and be able to dress as I like
in the meantime


starkist infidelic:
sadly, I must go to sleep though
the wedding festivities start early tomorrow, and I have to wake
up earlier than most

ÅÐÅM___:
good night my friend the dog groomer

starkist infidelic:
we'll have to see how it all goes before you can call me that
starts mon!

ÅÐÅM___:
:) if u fail the course i'm disowning u as a friend...

starkist infidelic:
bah
you wouldn't believe all you have to learn for it
these are the ppl who groom for like the
westminster dog show & the akc & the big stuff

ÅÐÅM___:
pfft...it's combing dog hair...u can't possibly fail

starkist infidelic:
you'd be surprised how involved it is
I have to learn things like the chemical properties of diff
stuff to be able to mix shampoos & such depending on the type of dog, type of hair, any allergies &
probs, etc
like we make the shampoo for each dog, it's not already mixed
then you have to
memorize what the show coat & such for each dog breed are
so that anyone can come in with any dog
and you should be able to do the right cut

ÅÐÅM___:
u sound like u're trying to make excuses for when u fail...it's combing dog hair dammit! and i
won't hear it any other way! :P

starkist infidelic:
bah
we'll see
well it's going to be about two nights before 'm back due to wedding
but I'll
catch you then

ÅÐÅM___:
c u later...g'night

Again: why in the hell is the US Army paying for Ms Infidelic to become a dog groomer?

Are pampered pooches their next secret weapon? They deliver little cute well brushed and shampooed dogs to the door with red ribbons...then *BAM* they explode and people start losing arms!

Maybe I should write a will and send copies of what i know to my solicitor - ooh, and I could make one of those cool videos "if you are seeing this, it means that I am dead..." only mine is going to start like..."if u are watching this then it means that i am dead...or you've stolen it from my private collection in which case you should have grabbed the XXX one next to it because it'll be more exciting"

or...i should mix the two so there's hardcore porn that comes up subliminally throughout it or some other crazy thing like "kill your pet dog..."kill your pet dog"...and everyone would be going away thinking..."damn - i don't even have a pet dog but i damn well have to get one so i can kill it" or something more playful and yet sinister at the same time like "suck cock" - suddenly all the husbands get the night of their lives from their wives and everyone else goes in heterosexual and leaves starting a new sexual revolution.

God bless double shots of espresso, apples, and steak.