My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

My PE (physical education) teacher in primary school was an arrogant know-it-all who liked to pick on people who were not good at sport. He was also a hypocrite in that he taught us not to smoke and take drugs while he himself did. I always thought he was an arsehole and he thought I was a prick. NOW I find myself being harassed professionally by his son. His son is more incompetent than his father. At least the father had the intelligence to realise that teaching primary school PE should be the pinnacle of his career - the son on the other hand is the head of the Building and Environment Section of Council a position he is not qualified for nor competant to do.

Common things he says are:

"Water coming over the road isn't considered overland flow" - if the road is not part of the land - then what is it part of?

"The building inspectors don't have to check to see if the buildings comply with the Building Code of Australia - the development engineers should be checking for that" - if the building inspectors aren't enforcing the Building Code - then what the hell are they enforcing?

"I don't understand why you keep referring to the Australian Standards like people are meant to follow them" - if people aren't meant to follow the Australian Standards - why do they exist?

"How come you keep saying that the on-site stormwater systems have to be able to cater for the stormwater that flows onto the property?" - if the stormwater systems don't cater for this flow - then what does? Nothing you fool! Nothing! And therein lies the problem.