My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

I realised before that walking around naked in my new flat was getting a lot of pubic hair everywhere in a disgusting type of way. After vacuuming today I realised how bad the problem really is. Half of the vacuum cleaner was just pubic hair - between the pubic hair and the cockroach carcuses there was hardly any room left for the rubbish that I couldn't be bothered bending over to actually pick up.

Although my flat looks reasonably clean and tidy - it's a cest pool of filth! A cest pool of filth I tell you! It's like that nice restaurant around the corner - might have tasty food, but go back behind the counter and you find out they're serving choko instead of apple, tripe instead of chicken, and dog instead of beef all topped off with last weeks vegetables!