My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

I've been walking down the street for coffee and raisin toast for breakfast every weekend at the Moon Bar Cafe on William Street. It is about the only place open before 10am in Port Macquarie - except for the take away places, McDonalds, KFC, and the like. The service is rather abrupt - but it is not like service anywhere is much. The meals aren't great - but they're good, as good as anywhere else in Port Macquarie. My mother upset them by asking where her drink was when it didn't turn up with everything else - I was shocked - and somewhat bemused at the thought of what they did to her drink to put her in her place. I just hope they don't do the same to me every time I go there.

Every weekend that I have been going down there I've been with a different girl in the morning - the owners must think I have a new girl every week!

Apparently one of the male waiters is hot so I've been told - to me he looks like a yobbo surfie crossed with a footballer who's had a spanner dropped on his face...but that's just my opinion. The best views you get at that place is the blonde who works in the optus shop next door - the only trouble is it's never open on weekends. I just might have to start going there for lunch so I can check up on her.

p.s my hot gym chick is moving to England. Who the hell moves to England? I can understand someone like Kylie Minogue - but she was kicked out of Australia so it is not like she moved by choice. Nick Cave - again he was all but kicked out. My only hope is that Peter Andre follows them.