My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

"boy bands! who look better than you :P"

Boy bands don't look better than me - just different. They look like boy bands...aka with girly features that pre-teen girls like because they're going through their lesbian phase. It's true- no real woman likes a girly boy...only during certain times during their cycle when they're trying to find some girly boy to nurture the child that their body is telling them they should be carrying after having monkey sex with an alpha male during the "lets get down and dirty" phase where all the rough and ready action is. The girly boy gets to bring up the child - the alpha male gets all the fun - and the boy band gets all the action from the pre-teens Michael-Jackson-R-Kelly-style.