My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

When I was younger, my friend, who coincidently was also named Adam, be-friended a child in kindergarten who used to tell the funniest jokes ever. They weren't really jokes at all - but the child thought they were - and as 10 year olds, we would, to the point of urinating, laugh ourselves stupid at them. I remember one "joke" was:

Q: "How did the cow get across the river?"
A: "In the boat with the duck - of course!"

There was no logic to these jokes. As I have already said - they weren't jokes at all. None the less this child never failed to make us laugh. I hoped that I would never lose the ability to laugh at pointless childish jibberish. Naively and somewhat retrospectively - I still hope.