My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

Things I need for my flat/unit - the revised list:

one (1) x welcome mat
four (4) x shot glasses
multiple x cushions for futon
one (1) x foot cube thingo
one (1) x large tv (still to pick up from Omar as of today);
one (1) x 3 foot high by 5 foot long bookcase (am planning on possibly creating this myself, or have someone do it for me - I have the plan drawn up);
one (1) x drier (not a necessity considering I don't have my washing machine yet);
one (1) x ironing board (if this list was in any type of priority order this would be much higher);
one (1) x lava lamp (ok - so they're kinda gay - but damn-it I've always loved them and said to myself back when i was younger I would buy one for my house when I got a house - a unit is close enough to a house)
one (1) x plasma lamp (got to find the one CRM gave me - may as well use it instead of my lava lamp because it's already been bought);
one (1) x dart board (I love darts - even if I suck);
one (1) x Japanese flag (I lost my Japanese flag);
one (1) x NSW flag (I have a flag fetish - well not really a fetish - I just use them instead of curtains because they look cooler, gather less dust, and fade less);
one (1) x thing that makes the toilet water go blue
one (1) x one foot by two foot tables to go next to my futon;
two (2) x large cushions for my futon, blue in colour, from Big W last time I saw them, they were across between a pillow and a cushion - very fitting for a futon I think;
one (1) x telstra additional connection;
one (1) x vacuum cleaner (on order - still to arrive);
some x mirrors from Ikea (since moving into a unit - Ikea is now my new favourite store);
one (1) x CD player (or a good soundcard and better speakers for my computer - we'll go with the alternate soundcard and better speakers I believe);
one (1) x VCR and/or DVD player;
one (1) x assorted tools and toolbox;
one (1) x plant stand; and
one (1) x small plant.