My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

The mastermind of the September 11, 2001, attacks shocked the United States with his warning that US voters will be held accountable for any leader who seeks to persecute Muslims.

"Your security is not in the hands of Kerry, Bush or Al Qaeda. Your security is in your own hands. Any state which does not play havoc with our security would automatically ensure its own security," bin Laden said.

Without making a direct threat of new attacks, he said that "the reasons to repeat what happened remain".

-AFP (www.abc.net.au/news/)

Could it be possible that Al Qaeda is not only being sponsored by George Bush, but also by John Kerry? Now there's a conspiracy theory! Osama may well be the best campaign boost that Kerry has had yet!

I just hope the people listen to the message - if you stop bombing their women and children they will stop bombing yours. In the end - Bush, Kerry, whoever wins, there will be little difference in the world in that regard. Kerry has vowed to track down Osama with all the American might. Bush has vowed to "rebuild" an Iraq that didn't need rebuilding until he burnt it to the ground for a people who don't want him there. What will be the next American cock-up? We can only wait on the edges of our seats in anticipation.

Americka - Rammstein.

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar (wonderful)
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar (wonderful)
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

Wenn getanzt wird will ich führen
Auch wenn ihr euch alleine dreht
Lasst euch ein wenig kontrollieren
Ich zeige euch wie's richtig geht

(If you’ll dance I’ll guide you
Even if you turn to leave
Let go of a little control
I’ll show you how it really goes)

Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen
Musik kommt aus dem Weißen Haus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Mouse

(We’re building a beloved dancing circle (round dance)
Freedom plays on the violin
Music comes from the white house
And outside of Paris stands Mickey Mouse)

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

Ich kenne Schritte die sehr nützen
Und werde euch vor Fehltritt schützen
Und wer nicht tanzen will am Schluss
Weiss noch nicht dass er tanzen muss

(I know which steps are very useful
And I’ll shootout (point out) your missteps
And whosoever isn’t dancing at the end
Doesn’t know that they must dance)

Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen
Ich werde euch die Richtung zeigen
Nach Afrika kommt Santa Claus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Mouse

(We’re building a beloved dancing circle (round dance)
I’ll show you the right way to go
Santa Claus has arrived in Africa
And outside of Paris stands Mickey Mouse)

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar (wonderful)
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola
Wonderbra
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

This is not a love song
This is not a love song
I don't sing my mother tongue
No, this is not a love song

We're all living in Amerika
Amerika ist wunderbar
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika

We're all living in Amerika
Coca Cola
Sometimes war
We're all living in Amerika
Amerika
Amerika