My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

You are not allowed into my new flat unless you bring one of the items still required; unless of course you are a designated key-minder, a bikini model with a nudist fetish, or bearing an equivalent gift.

Assorted items still required for my new flat:

1. three (3) x extension chords;
2. one (1) x fridge (on order - still to arrive as of today);
3. one (1) x washing machine (on order - still to arrive as of today);
4. one (1) x large tv (still to pick up from Omar as of today);
5. one (1) x ash tray to put coins in near phone (they are just the right size for coins and have easier access than a money box);
6. one (1) x blown glass fruit bowl (am planning on purchasing at a cheap price from a second hand shop - they are not only cheap, but better made, more valuable, and look more retro for obvious reasons);
7. one (1) x 3 foot high by 5 foot long bookcase (am planning on possibly creating this myself, or have someone do it for me - I have the plan drawn up);
8. one (1) x drier (not a necessity considering I don't have my washing machine yet);
9. one (1) x ironing board (if this list was in any type of priority order this would be much higher than number 9);
10. one (1) x lava lamp (ok - so they're kinda gay - but damn-it I've always loved them and said to myself back when i was younger I would buy one for my house when I got a house - a unit is close enough to a house)
11. one (1) x plasma lamp (got to find the one CRM gave me - may as well use it instead of my lava lamp because it's already been bought);
12. one (1) x dart board (I love darts - even if I suck);
13. one (1) x Japanese flag (I lost my Japanese flag);
14. one (1) x NSW flag (I have a flag fetish - well not really a fetish - I just use them instead of curtains because they look cooler, gather less dust, and fade less);
15. one (1) x dish cloth
16. one (1) x bench top cleaning cloth
17. one (1) x thing that makes the toilet water go blue
18. one (1) x clock (to be delivered by RIH this weekend);
19. four (4) x shot glasses
20. one (1) x one foot by two foot tables to go next to my futon;
21. two (2) x large cushions for my futon, blue in colour, from Big W last time I saw them, they were across between a pillow and a cushion - very fitting for a futon I think;
22. three (3) x cushions for my futon - small, and cheap from whereever is cheapest;
23. one (1) x telstra additional connection;
24. two (2) x toothbrush holder jars (planning on using one for a toothbrush and the other for my razor)
25. one (1) x vacuum cleaner (on order - still to arrive);
26. some x mirrors from Ikea (since moving into a unit - Ikea is now my new favourite store);
27. one (1) x bedside lamp;
28. one (1) x CD player (or a good soundcard and better speakers for my computer - we'll go with the alternate soundcard and better speakers I believe);
29. one (1) x VCR and/or DVD player;
30. one (1) x assorted tools and toolbox;
32. one (1) x wine bottle opener;
33. one (1) x foot cube thingo;
34. one (1) x plant stand;
35. one (1) x small plant; and
36. This will do for now...there's probably more but I can't think of them atm (at the moment - for some reason everyone seems to ask me what that means these days).