My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

I just found out the other day how our top secret military bases work. There's a military facility in the North of the country, in a remote area, that does not exist. It's in an alcohol free community. Aboriginal mainly. So the locals are not allowed to drink alcohol - however - the people stationed in the military base that doesn't exist do. So they literally ship all the alcohol from the docks into a few 4wd and take it back to their camp. The funny thing is - backpackers and tourists turn up and ask where the army camp is because they heard it's the best place to go for parties! Every weekend they have a huge piss-up and invite certain locals out to the barracks. It's a top secret base that doesn't exist and yet they have a party and invite half the locals every weekend? Hmm. There's something not quite right there somehow.