My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

Fuck America and your bombs. Fuck Britain and your lies. Fuck Australia and your apathy.

America has kindly given Australia a whole bunch of dodgy cheap-arse army tanks. Australia was a little confused with why we were buying the dodgy American army tanks, instead of, say, the good German or Brittish ones. My friend, OF, said a few weeks back that the Americans were selling us their dodgy army tanks because they were going to create a "joint army training facility" here. Sure enough, it was announced that they're creating a "joint army training facility". Joint army training my arse! The American military are pretty poor at learning how to use anything other than their own equipment, hence, we've bought all of these cheap and nasty army tanks from them purely so they know how to use the army tanks that we're going to teach them how to use. We'll be doing all of the training - and who's going to be paying for all of this? The damn tax payers...yup...that's right...me! the stupid tax payers! Ugh! Damn govenments...can't get anywhere with them...and they bring in the big-guns and kill you without them...