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Monday, June 28, 2004

A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day
talking about how much their lives sucked.

The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and
juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."

So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad?
Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me,
and sticks me in a jar."

The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it
rough?

Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my
head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I
throw up and pass out."
Posted by: Adam / 5:59 pm
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