My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

The Atkins diet has been shown to double the amount of weight-loss for the first six (6) months when compared to conventional dieting methods - however - after twelve (12) months both conventional diet methods and the Atkins diet are even. I guess in the end it all depends whether you want to survive on meat or vary it up a bit and be, what seems, healthier. (seattlepi.nwsource.com/lifestyle/173727_atkins18.html)

Diabetics have a higher chance of getting Alzheimers disease (www.sptimes.com/) - god help half of the sports people out there who are always so quick to advertise the fact that diabetics are normal people who can lead active lives as well - sure they can live active lives, but only until their late forties, after that their stories of their youth get more and more outlandish - I guess that's typical of most sports people though - is there a link between Alzheimers and being a sports person? I think someone needs to look into this!

Lees admitted that her and Falconio were stoned while driving along the road in the outback when they were waved down by their alleged killer (www.abc.net.au/news/) - finally it makes sense why the last photo we have of Peter Falconion he looks like he's stoned out of his mind and why Lees took three (3) days to even give a statement to the police about what the fuck happened to her and her boyfriend - she was probably to busy trying to find some sherbert sticks and chips because she had the munchies and with her poor short-term memory forgot all about the fact her boyfriend had been killed in the mean-time. Maybe there's a link between being british stoner and having Alzheimers?

Happy thirty (30) years in parliment Mr Johnny Howard - *cough - says underbreath* retire you old bastard who lost touch with the common person thirty years ago *cough* congratulations Mr Howard.