My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

RIH wants me to meet her family. This is scaring the hell out of me!

The cast is as follows:
a father : who hates me for violating his daughter; who thinks that because everytime she mentions my name she is lying; and who makes the Nazi's look like pansies.

a mother : who thinks i'm violating her daughter; who is strictly religious; and is basically a down-trodden beaten housewife who is not allowed to think for herself.

a sister : who seems alright from what I can gather - she at least was intelligent enough to get the hell away from home.

a brother : who always says "waaaaaaaaaaaazuuuuppp!" - now, I am not a violent man by nature, infact quite the oppositte is true, but I will not be able to restrain myself from taking to him with a baseball bat if he insists on saying that to me.

It is either this venture or going home to my own family, who at this stage, are still puting up kelly in our house. This is problematic because, as you may well know (or may not) I almost have an OCD with cleanliness of my body, hands in particular, and the thought of what Kelly could damn well be running around with makes my stomach churn - so I think I will try and avoid that route. There is always the "stay here" option - but even that will not be the best as the house will be full of westies! No one likes a westy! :(