My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

I voted for the local Council last week. I feel ashamed that I did not know more about the issues, due in part to the fact I have not lived at my residence for a long time, and due in part to the fact I had to vote pre-poll because I was out of the area on voting day - so I was not given the fully voting literature and paraphanalia. I would have voted green if given the chance, and I sure as hell would have voted for the young girl - she was great - who cares what she stood for, she was a stunner ;)

I voted for the people who were independent and gave no preferences. I hate the way half of the candidates claim they're independent and then give preferences - you're either independent and choose not to help other people become part of the government or you're in cahoots with the others in which case you're not independent! You can't be both!

I was having an argument with JK today: he doesn't quite realise that taking out the middlemen in government has the affect of giving the upper levels more power - the more power the upper levels of government have, the more power there is to distribute to a lesser amount of people, the more power an individual has, the less power the masses have.

My friend had a car accident and wrote her car off: "Ah - natural selection at it's finest" was my reply to her telling me; at first shocked, she still did not understand. To me when people do stupid things and get injuries from them they shouldn't damn well expect pity - they should be given a huge sign saying "I'm a fool" to wear around to warn everyone else about how stupid the person is.

It is like in road design - as an engineer you may think I would sway the other way on this regard - but as far as I'm concerned you should damn have no speed limits - that way all of the stupid people will kill themselves and the world will be a better place for it! With all of the stupid people gone the rest of us can fix up this god forsaken planet!

The only draw back I can see from wiping out all of the stupid people is that we will need to keep some of them around to use as slaves - because everyone knows how damn lazy smart people are. Not to mention the bikini models......Ok so perhaps my plan for world domination has a few errors here and there....We need to eradicate all the ugly stupid people somehow and keep the strong (for: slaves & labourers) and good looking amongst them (for: decoration & sex slaves).

Ok - we can just let the stupid people kill themselves by speeding at night, in heavy rain, after puting their car into 2nd gear and wondering why it locked up as if she had put her hand brake on, and the good looking and strong stupid people we just give them helmets and cars with a decent crumple zone.....Ah crap...I'll come back with something another day....back to the drawing board for now.