My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

I am out of the office a total of three (3) working days and in this time the boss has unwittingly unleashed 3 email-bourne viruses into our system - without me there the place literally falls apart. He had to contact the IT guy who told him that my anti-virus program on my computer isn't working properly - neither of them are willing to admit that norton anti-virus could possibly let a virus through if it was working properly. With me gone on and off the next six-months they will begin to realise how much money I save them by taking care of all of the It troubles.

I was given instructions on what town to go to next when driving back home from Bourke by my boss, as you probably can imagine, this did not go well. My boss had a map and told my town-by-town at each major change in direction what the next one was - the problem with this is that the directions in the towns (signs and the like) only have the major town that the road goes to. Consequently, I made it to the first town and just had to guess my way back for the rest of it.