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Wednesday, March 03, 2004

A Current Affair had a segment tonight on Mobile (cell) Phone Ettiquette. The most they said was do not use a mobile phone when watching a movie and make sure that you do not have a stupid ring-tone or people will think you're a tosser. Due to the lack of information that those type of mass-media "current affairs" shows give you I figured I would write my own list of mobile phone do's and don'ts:

1. Do not call people during work-time unless it is an emergency - you will be bludgeoned to death with your mobile phone if you do make this fatal mistake
2. Do not turn your mobile phone on when watching a movie - you will be bludgeoned to death with your mobile phone if you forget to turn it off
3. Do not turn your mobile phone on when at a restaurant - you will be bludgeoned to death if it does ring while at a restaurant.
4. Do not have any song in the top 40 as your mobile phone ring-tone - you will be bludgeoned to death if anyone with any inkling of music taste is within hearing distance of your mobile phone when it rings.
5. Do not use your mobile phone when driving - you will crash and hopefully die killing only yourself showing the world natural selection at it's finest.
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