My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

REM decided to take me on a "mystery" road trip - we ended up at the big banana at Coffs Harbour. We went ice skating, and, most importantly I got my chocolate coated frozen banana from the big banana - that is really the only thing I usually stop at Coffs Harbour for! It was a win-win road trip - REM got to ice skate, and I got to eat a choc-coated frozen banana.

I was shocking at ice skating - they had old man walking frames for you to lean on as we you went around so you were more mobile than merely sticking to the edges - I pretty much took my old man walking frame and ran with it. It was the only thing keeping me up! I've got blistered feet and bruise knees from the experience. No bastard told me that ice skating was that much harder than roller blading - everytime I thought I had the hang of it my blade would get stuck in someone elses tracks and I was on my arse again.

It was really strange going out on the town there - myself and three others were the only people not wearing a tie - I've never felt so underdressed in my entire life - I was like a fish out of water.

Ah I'll be back later with something more interesting to say. Off to APEX.