My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

it is currently 48 degrees Celsius. my throat is dry. i cannot for the life of me get rid of these flies. i have been lugging around 25 kg of suitcase for 3 days - most of which contains work files. i have only one set of spare clothes other than the ones i am wearing. if i shall die before i wake i give to APEX my APEX shirt and my APEX Hawaii shirt that is such good quality it lasted one wash before the APEX badge fell off and disintegrated so badly that it made my entire load of washing white with funny felt backing and cheap cotton --> never let it be said I do not help community based organisations :)

I am in Bourke. Please do not do any of the following while I am gone:

1) Steal my car
2) Break into my house
3) Laugh at me (well not to hard)
4) Steal my computer
5) siphon the petrol from my hired car, jack it up, and steal the tyres.

While I am in Bourke feel free to do the following:

1) Visit me
2) Light a candle at a midnight vigil in my honour
3) Turn your oven onto high, close all of the doors and windows, and sit there infront of it curled up underneath a rug during the latter part of summer.
4) Offer to do my washing - I have no washing machine, and I for the life of me, cannot work out whether or not Bourke has a laundromat.