My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

It has been a long day. I sit here at midnight typing away aimlessly. I have been at work since 8am and I have just arrived home, with the exception of a 3 hr dinner break. I will not be paid for much of my overtime. I am an Engineer - hear me bitch (in a totally non-gay way - not that there's anything wrong with being gay or anything).

Today is the day I have learnt a lot about some of my friends. An 'interest' rang for relationship advice; I am not sure if it was as a friend, or just as a person whom they could use as a scape goat to blame if the decision they had basically already made turns out for the worst. I gave the most impartial and honest advice I could give - I would expect the same from her, and the same from everyone. Another friend confessed her feelings for me.

Asking me for relationship advice is crazy. I know nothing about how to have a successful relationship, but somehow, and I don't know how, people seem to be drawn to me for advice. I guess it must be my good listening skills - the amount of relationship advice I have given out that works seems to be astounding. If only I had the confidence to practice what I preach.