My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

Oh yeah - I nearly forgot to take my cold and flu tablets. These things seem to work alright; however, I am concerned about the ingredients which are as follows:

1. pain killer = downer
2. sudafed = stimulant
3. sex drive suppressant = downer
4. carcinogenic = god knows why they're claiming it's an active ingredient for helping a cough, the only damn thing it's going to do for me is kill me in 20 years time!
5. Psychedelic drug = again, I have no idea.

So basically according to the ingredients...I am hyped up, numb, am so high I don't care what I'm screwing, but it doesn't matter anyways because I can't get it up and will be needing chemo therapy soon.

The night tablets, which claim to be drowsy as opposed to the day tablets which are "non-drowsy" have the exactly same ingredients but without the sex drive suppressant - so by dulling my sex drive in the day it helps to keep me awake, and by not dulling it at night, it helps me sleep. "How?" I hear you ask? Well - that's a question a mere engineer such as myself can not answer for you. "What does any of these things have to do with a cough?" I hear you ask? Again - that is a question I have no logical explanation for.

Simone came up with a theory that the pharmaceutical companies are in cahoots with the corporate world and have given them a list of things to sneak into cough meds eg. keep the workers more alert, and take their minds off sex so they work more efficiently. I think Simone might be onto something.