My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

I've got my head light protectors and car cd player on order. It is all falling into place just nicely. Today my car, tomorrow the world! the world I tell you! the world!

My birthday was really good. Rebecca bought me some presents, which was most unexpected. Even her parents bought me a present - it's always fantastic when you get something that you aren't expecting. As small and trivial as the presents were, it was nice to know they took the time to give me anything at all. We went out to an indian restaurant which was pretty good -- expensive as all hell -- but good. Although, it was a little unnerving that there was grissle in the chicken :|

My parents went all out and got me an expensive leather wallet (last time they tried this feat it lasted 2 days, they got a replacement, it lasted 1 week, then gave up), it looks really nice, barely fits any money in it, and only holds half of my cards - the wallet saga continues. The wallet saga began 5 years ago when my first wallet fell apart after being used trustworthily (is that even a word? ah hell - we'll pretend I'm president and making up words) for 10 years. In the past 5 years I've gone through about 8 wallets. They have lasted varying time lengths from 2 days to 3 weeks. The longest one last 1 year. Apparently my problem is that I'm crazy wanting a wallet to put "money" and "cards" in. Apparently wallets are made to put either cards, or some trivial cash -- but never made to put both in at the same time. So I find myself having to keep half of my cards in another wallet, and put my money in another wallet again. Personally, I think the credit card companies and wallet manufacturers have done a deal that they are going to force you to have a cash-less wallet so you pay more in credit card fees -- your conspiracy has been uncovered now!

I think I'm going to go back to the gym, read a book, do some drawing, or have an afternoon nap.

Another year older, another day closer to death.