My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

Dominos Rep (name withheld to protect the innocent) "let me guess, you are one of the dumb customers that simply doesnt get it?"

Me: "No. I'm one of the "dumb" customers who rings up to order the same pizza I usually get when I order a pizza and I was told by the guy on the phone that they don't know what i'm talking about...it was as if I was talking to a representative from Pizza Hut or Eagle Boys or some other competitor the guy was completely clueless as to what my usual pizzas were being replaced with, and as to why my usual pizzas had been replaced at all."

You are right - I don't get it. Change for the sake of change is not a good thing. Companies work hard to get repeat clientelle. Repeat clients come back because: they know exactly what they're getting; and they're comfortable with the way things are. Having a core menu and introducing a "new" pizza every so often to make people try a different thing, to me, seems an adequate system that has worked, thus far, most effectively for most take away food stores. So why change the entire system and rename all their core pizzas, and change them to other toppings? What is their goal?

And for the other comment - am I "dumb" ? Literally - not at all, I speak quite clearly and as such am in no way a mute at all. In the other sense of the word - I know enough to realise that I barely know anything: this is something that very few people can accept.