My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

I'm sitting here between puting the washing up on the line (yes at night - what?) and still waiting for the next lot to get through the wash. I'm contemplating whether or not I should retire my favourite corduroy brown jeans..they've been with me through thick and erm excuse the very bad pun thin....but the poor buggers are getting holes in them, the stitching is coming undone, and they're fading like you wouldn't believe....it's a sad state of affairs...if they make it through this wash, I think I'll keep them for a bit longer....if by the end of the year they are nothing but threads, then I'm going to give them a proper retirement into that big rag bin for polishing boots in the sky.....