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Friday, June 20, 2003

It has been threatened to make a come back before, it has been talked about, it was all the rage for a week, now in all it's former glory - the fridge check list has been again posted on the fridge!


1. Question: Has the entire contents of the fridge melted into oblivion again?
Answer: YES, go to 2; NO, everything is OK, thank you kindly for your time and effort.
2. Question: Has the fridge been left swinging open a whole 2 inches for half a day again?
Answer: YES, close the fridge ASAP!; NO, go to 3.
3. Question: Does the fridge need defrosting?
Answer: YES, defrost the fridge ASAP!; NO, go to 4.
4. Question: Is the freezer filled to the brink of bursting?
Answer: YES, rearrange, take advantage of any spare room in the other freezer or empty it; NO, go to 5.
5. Question: Are you sure the fridge was closed, it’s defrosted (or been defrosted recently), is not overfull and yet it has still melted?
Answer: YES, buy a new fridge; NO, go to 1.


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