My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

Call it irony, or just bad karma - but yesterday I got charged for speeding - the only problem was, it was the one time on the trip I wasn't actually speeding !

I figured it's evened its self out, I speed and don't get caught, I get caught and don't speed....I just hope that it was the only ticket I got yesterday !

Another day has gone by: another country has been overthrown by one ruthless blood thirsty tyrant to be replaced by another; another thousand children have died of starvation; another 80,000 Ha of forest have been destroyed never to return until the death of mankind; another "cure for aids" has been discovered, another "cure for aids" has been discredited; another case of "monkey pox" has been found in america; another teacher has been caught molesting a child and "not charged due to insufficient evidence, no reported crime, and (apparently) no victim"; another senate enquiry shows there was flaws in the "intelligence" after the original one decided that it was ok to go to war; another drug addict dies, alone, rejected by society, and missed by none; another drug addict is paid $10 million for doing a movie; and alas, another boring monotonous repetitive pessimistic thought from Adam gets typed up....

....while the world sits and waits for it's inevitable self-destruction I have been re-writing Traffic Plans, designing retaining walls, photocopying tender documents, doing weights, and trying to work out whether a "shiatsu" massage girl who told me my lower back wasn't right is on the mark, or not....

I give the "Shiatsu" girl full credit for finding that their was a recent problem, but the extent of it I'm not sure about. So, being at a fair that had "free chiropractic examinations", I thought I'd let one of them look at it - now, don't get me wrong, I've never had much faith in a Chiropractor's lack of medical training, and I know full well that most of what they do is actually bad for you if done excessively and can easily be done at home for free - but it was "free". The best the "Chiropractor" could do was push right into the small of my back until it hurt me, I should point out, there was no pain until he inflicted it, then he said I have major problems and if they're not seen to straight away by making a booking with him, that I will get constipation! So, the moral to this story, well what little moral I can draw from this rambling, is that not only are chiropractors stupid and poorly trained but are resorting to inflicting pain on gullible people in a half assed attempt at trying to drum up business!

And now, I must either get dressed, turn the heater on, or go to bed....the t-shirt and pj pants doesn't seem to cut it anymore now it's mid-winter....since the heater is too far to reach, I'm yawning, and there's no point in dirtying more washing...

bed time it is! g'night cruel world....parting is such sweet sorrow...