My Manifesto: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Madman

Today I went shopping with the most noble of intentions - to buy the food I wrote down on my shopping list, nothing more, and nothing less:

-mushrooms;
-tomatoes;
-corn;
-carrots x 2 bags;
-capsicum;
-chillis;
-museli x 2 bags;
-onions;
-bread x 1 loaf;
-mouthwash;
-noodles x 2 packets; and
-rice x 1 packet

I came back with the following items:

-noodles x 2 packets;
-mouthwash;
-museli x 2 bags;
-peas x 1 packet;
-corn x 1 packet;
-beans x 1 packet;
-2 minute noodles x 7 packets;
-Tandoori marinade;
-Satay marinade;
-capsicums;
-tomatoes (in a can) x 4 cans;
-carrots x 2 bags;
-indian paste; and
-mushrooms (in a can)

I actually needed/wanted:
-bread;
-tomatoes;

Therefore, I have drawn the conclusion that my shopping trip today was a total failure, in that, not only did I get more than I needed, but I actually failed to get what I did need in the process.